1. Lots of people with high expectations
2. Lack of trust in ALLAH
3. Low self esteem
4. Desire for praise and fame
5. Love for Dunya.
Note: This recipe does not require unnecessary ingredients such as: Fear of ALLAH, Love for Sunnah, Desire for Akhirat and Jannah.
METHOD:Beat ingredients 1 and 2 in bowl called ‘Life’. Slowly sift in ingredient no. 3 and beat till creamy. Once you achieve the desired effect your mixture is now ready for ingredients 4 and 5. Mix by hand with a spoon called ‘Time'. Bake at 180 degrees in oven called ‘Waswasa of shaitaan’. Leave in oven as long as mixture is soft inside (To check if ready- insert a gadget called ‘Iman’. If it glides in easily, the mixture has not hardened enough and is not ready. This should not be a long wait unless you had put in too little of ingredient no. 2 and thus the presence of too much of a substance called ‘Taqwa’. The more ‘Taqwa’, the longer the mixture needs to be baked in the ‘Waswasa of shaitaan’. Once mixture is completely hardened inside, remove from oven. Decorate with icing called ‘Hypocrisy’ and sprinkle with ‘depression’ and ‘insecurity’. Cut with knife called ‘Despair’ and serve with ‘Moral destruction’ and ‘Spiritual bankruptcy’.
What better way to appeal to our obese ummah than through food?on June 21, 2004 12:02 AM
I am hungry.
Mmmmmmm gooey icing.....on June 21, 2004 2:56 AM
This should me washed down with a beverage. Something poured into a cup called Televsion. It is a mixture of music, dancing, foul language, and combined with a brew of scantaly clad women.on June 21, 2004 5:54 PM
As Salaamu Alaikum
"This should me washed down with a beverage. Something poured into a cup called Televsion. It is a mixture of music, dancing, foul language, and combined with a brew of scantaly clad women."
I couldnt agree more...
Was Salaamon June 22, 2004 1:56 PM
Those that prefer to have their drinks virgin, should skip this intoxicating beverage as the brew of scantily clad women is an inseperable ingredient.on June 22, 2004 5:42 PM
Shaykh Abdur-Rahman ibn Yusuf - "Stages of the Islamic
Alhamdulillah, Shaykh Abdur-Rahman ibn Yusuf is in NJ this week and will be speaking at the Nida-ul-Islam
Center on Friday, June 25 at maghrib time (8:30 pm).
The topic will be "Stages of the Islamic Spirit". All
are encouraged to attend and take advantage of this
Friday, June 25, 8:30 pm
Nida-ul-Islam Center, 250 Hargreaves Ave, Teaneck, NJ 07666
About Shaykh Abdur-Rahman ibn Yusuf:
SHAYKH ABDUR-RAHMAN IBN YUSUF studied in England,
Syria, India and South Africa under a number of
traditional scholars. He received formal permissions
(ijazaat) from his teachers in the major Islamic
sciences, including a specialization in the science of
answering legal questions (ifta’). He is currently an
Imam at a masjid in California and is working on